Mel Brooks - Please Send Me Someone lyrics

[Hermit] (spoken) Oh, Lord, please take pity! I'm blind and oh so lonely! (sung) Someone Send me someone I need someone Who will care Someone Send me someone A friend to end despair Someone to comfort my soul Someone to make my life whole Can you hear me? Someone I'm praying for someone I'm saying there's someone Out there for me! Each night I'm yearning Tossing and turning Dreaming my dream comes true! Someone Please send me someone I'm so blue (spoken) Oh, lordy. Look down on your poor blind hermit It's been so long since I felt the touch of someone's hand So long since I heard the sound of someone's voice Each night, all I hear is the wind in the trees, and if I'm lucky, an or maybe...a cricket Oh, Lord, let's face it, we're talkin' LONELY here (sung) Can you hear me? Someone I'm praying for someone I'm saying there's someone Out there for me Each night I'm yearning Tossing and turning Dreaming my dream comes true! Someone Please send me someone Dear God, send someone [Monster crashes in] Thank you!