Mel Brooks - To Be Or Not To Be lyrics

Heil! Siegety Heil! Heil! Siegety Heil! Heil! Siegety Heil! (Heil myself!) Heil! Siegety Heil! Well, hi there, people! You know me! I used to run a little joint called Germany I was number one, the people's choice And everybody listened to my mighty voice! My name is Adolf, I'm on the mike I'm gonna hip you to the story of the new Third Reich It all began down in Munich town And pretty soon, the word started gettin' around So I said to Martin Bormann, I said, "Hey Marty, why don't we throw a little Nazi party?" So we had an election, well, kinda sorta And before you knew it, hello! New order! To all those mothers in the Fatherland, I said, "Achtung, baby! I got me a plan!" They said, "What you got, Adolf? What you gonna do?" I said, "How about this one? World War Two!" To be or not to be Oh, baby, can't you see? We're gonna take it to the top You're making history and it feels so good to me Ooh, darling, please don't ever stop Don't be stupid, be a smarty Come on and join the Nazi party! (Party!) Like Humpty Dumpty off'a that wall, All the little countries they began to fall Holland, Belgium, Denmark, Poland The troops were rockin' and the tanks were rollin' We were swingin' along with a song in our hearts And "Deutschland über alles" was making the charts We had a new step called the goosestep we were marching to Well, it's sorta kinda like a German boogaloo I was gettin' what I wanted, but it wasn't enough So I called the boys, I said boys, get tough! Now I surrounded myself with some unusual cats There was skinny little Goebbles and Göring Mister Fats And let's not forget ol' Himmler and Hess Oh, you better believe we made a hell of a mess Say Heil! Heil! Siegety Heil! We gonna whip it on the people Teutonic style! To be or not to be Oh, baby, can't you see? We're gonna make it to the top You are our destiny, this thing was meant to be Why don't we do it 'til we drop? Say your boots ain't black and shirt ain't brown? Well, get back Jack! You can't get down! Do it, Adolf, do it! I drank wine from the Rhine with the finest ladies And we did it in the back of my black Mercedes I was on a roll; I couldn't lose! Then came D-Day, the birth of the blues The Yanks and the Brits started raising Caen Those guys were the pits, they drove me insane! People all around me started swallowing pills Let's face it, folks, we was going downhill Berlin was crumbling, we was under the gun Time to look out for number one So I grabbed a blonde and a case of beer Said, "The Russians are comin'! Let's get out of here!" To be or not to be Oh, honey, can't you see? We had to take it to the top You sure made history and it felt so good to me Oh, schätze, please don't ever stop Auf wiedersehn! Good to see ya! I got a one way ticket to Argentina! To be or not to be Oh, baby, can't you see? We've got to take it to the top You're making history and it feels so good to me Why don't we do it 'til we drop?