Mel Blanc - I'm Glad That I'm Bugs Bunny lyrics

I got big funny ears, they are so long and flat They are the very reasons I never wear a hat My teeth stick out in front, Like pickets in a fence And as far as riches go, I'm not worth two cents [Chorus] So I'm glad to be the way I am, Who cares if I look funny? No matter what the others have, I'm glad that I'm Bugs Bunny! Suppose I was an Elephant, then I'd be really sunk For every place I'd ever go, I'd have to take my trunk! Suppose I was a Zebra, with stripes from head to tail I'd bet they'd think that I'd escaped, and throw me back in jail! [Chorus] Suppose I was a tall Giraffe, and swallowed carrots, yummy! With that long neck, I'd surely starve before they reached my tummy Suppose I was a big fat pig I might as well be frank I wouldn't care to end up as some kiddie's piggy bank [Chorus] What's up, Doc? Suppose I was a smelly skunk, I wouldn't have a friend I'd be alone excepting for, A cent I couldn't spend Suppose I was a 'Gator in the swamps where time would drag Until the day when I'd be made into a traveling bag [Chorus] Suppose I was a turkey then I'd end up on a tray In the middle of the table on the next Thanksgiving Day Suppose I was a Bullfrog, croaking out a not I'd dread the time when I would be, a frog in someone's throat! [Chorus]