Megan Schüirmann - Pizza lyrics

the other day i wanted to leave my house but was having difficulty leaving my house some people leave so easily they just get up and go they know what they want to wear they plan their outfits in advance when they wake up in the morning, they wear that same outfit that they picked out the night before and are happy with it they probably also drink from those metal reusable water bottles with the clip on the top and a few screws to get it off they feel okay with screwing it off they don't get anxious while screwing it off like maybe this time it won't unscrew how will i get my water if it doesn't unscrew what if i become dehydrated and faint in public because i cant get the lid off and they don't have parents that smell their water bottles to see if there's alcohol inside and they wear their planned ensembles and iron their pants and wash their face and eat tuna from a can while watching netflix that has perfect wifi connection that doesn't skip every five minutes i had to order a pizza as an excuse to leave my house i thought if i order a pizza i have to go get it otherwise pizza hut will yell at me and i don't like getting yelled at but what if my car breaks down on the way to go get the pizza i don't know then i don't know what i will do mom dad my car broke down where were you going to go get pizza why are you getting pizza i don't know i wanted pizza but you're vegan not anymore i put on baggy harem pants and a baggy sweater and a baggy romney tshirt that i wear ironically big puffy coat hat with giant bow on it dirty snow boots leave the house too lazy to change the song on my ipod because i'm so indecisive lately and nothing will make me feel any better than what i'm currently listening to also it is snowing and i am scared of crashing my car on the way to get something as unnecessary as a pizza i get the pizza the woman asks me questions that i don't understand i suddenly remember that there is an opened bottle of cake flavored vodka in my purse and struggle to conceal it while taking out my wallet she can't get the credit card machine to work i feel like i'm going to die what if it accidentally charges my card twice then i will have to call pizza hut again and i don't want to ever call pizza hut when i ordered the pizza i did it online because i am a control freak i don't ever want to call pizza hut she says some other things to me but i don't hear her because my thoughts are too loud i get in my car i have a pizza i don't eat the pizza i text my friend that i have a pizza and vodka do you want to hang out he says yes give me a few minutes i drive around aimlessly for two and a half hours and we end up at a party and i drink too much and cry for an hour for no reason and his friend touches my hips because he likes bony hips and we have to persuade his friend's brother to give us back the car keys because we are sober (we aren't sober) to drive home we drive back to his house but stop halfway because he isn't sober enough to drive and i am good at driving so i drive we make it back his parents are upset because it is 6am and not pizza and movie time i hide in his room his mom apologizes to me and says that i am welcome at any time and i am very confused curled in a ball on his bed we watch shawshank redemption and eat the pizza the pizza is frozen the pizza is good i left my house that night and the pizza was good