Megan Schüirmann - ​if headaches were contagious i wouldn't have any friends lyrics

if headaches were contagious i wouldn't have any friends people build fires for social occasions what happens when animals learn how to build fires f** this raccoon in my yard just started a fire dude you gotta pick up the sticks so that doesn't happen man i did but he broke off tree branches oh you have a tree in your yard that s**s you should get that chopped down i'm working on it i just don't have enough money for it right now minimum wage man f**ing raccoons yeah f** those raccoons man you just gave me your headache sorry do you want some advil no i don't f** with that sh** yeah i think i might be addicted that s**s i know