Megan Schüirmann - ​at which point am i definitely dead inside lyrics

at which point am i definitely dead inside he pulls the stray hairs off my clothing i don't know why this offends me it's a sign that someone cares but if i cared that i shed all over my clothes then they wouldn't be there in the first place i would get a lint roller i own several lint rollers but i dont use them he always pulls off only one hair there is definitely more than one hair on my clothes my clothes are covered in more hair than steve carell's chest he picks off one i mean if we're going to do it we should just go at it and remove them all but no that one hair was bothering him i'm a**uming that's why he did it why else would someone do it what if i use my stray hairs as accessories each strand is a different tint you just discarded my favorite “agave nectar auburn” how dare you how dare you attempt to care for me that single piece of hair was keeping me warm i'm going to freeze to d**h now, indoors even nobody else picks hair off me other than my mother if that means he cares, then why hasn't he texted me in five days