Megan Hilty - I Never Met A Wolf Who Didn't Love To Howl lyrics

When you are born with s** appeal In a forest called Hollywood You'll find more wolves at your back door Than that Little Red Riding Hood Now she and her little old grandma Could have learned from the men I've dated That a wolf can be quite a devotee Once he's domesticated! Here's a lesson they should teach in school When a girl gets curvy, and the boys all drool If math and science just ain't your style Just give that teacher a wink and a smile For a pa**ing grade, you won't have to wait And you can thank him later when you graduate 'Cause I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl Howwl! No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl Shimmy, shimmy, oh, gimme, gimme! If a nice diploma you wanna get Well, then, make that teacher the student's pet Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl! You never know where a wolf might crouch But his natural habitat's the casting couch So take lots of pictures of the wildlife To tell the wolf you could share with his wife The hunter gets captured by the game Then Leo The Lion will be roaring your name Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl! Julia, Michael, and Ellis with Company: Howwl! No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl Shimmy, shimmy, oh, gimme, gimme! If your face and figure are whistle bait Honey, you'll have the keys to the studio gate Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl! The three little piggies sure had it wrong When the wolf came-a-knockin' in that old song If he's huffin' and puffin' sayin' "Marilyn, I gotcha!" I say "Come on in" and I put on Sinatra! Oh, Frankie! A wealthy wolf likes to buy his toys But he really is just one of the boys If you've got something for which he's cravin' It sure is good that he's been savin' Be a fan, give his cheek a peck But get his autograph on a cashier's check Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl! Howwl! No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl Shimmy, shimmy, oh, gimme, gimme! Even if that wolf's just a grey old goat (What?) He still will make a nice fur coat (Yeah!) Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl! Go, baby, go! Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl! Howwl! No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl Shimmy, shimmy, oh, gimme, gimme! This wolf looks like he's ready to dine Tell me, where can I sign on the dotted line? Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl! Oh, yeah!