Yo, there's a party going on the east side Call up the peeps, get the car washed, and we ride Cause everybody's gonna make it, all the shakers and movers The illest DJs too, so dust off all the maneuvers And I'mma probably need to iron a shirt for this Break out the shoes I reserve for church for this Gonna socialize 'til we suffocate Each a bunch of stuff I hate Then be nice and ask for another plate Maybe get asked what I do for a living Tell 'em I rap, so they can produce me a rhythm And I rhyme on the spot, my favorite activity... Yay! Festivities! Captivity! Tell a bunch of jokes, I'll pretend to enjoy We'll be stuck in conversations that we'd tend to avoid Sounds great, so I sigh and grab my coat The new book that I'm reading and prepare to go About to turn off the lights, hit the TV When across my screen, yo, what do I see? A Netflix ad, Daredevil's out , the full season This is pleasing— I don't think I'm leaving