MEEE - How ironic? lyrics

An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a d**h row pardon two minutes too late Isn't it ironic Don't you think? It's like rain on your weddin' day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take And who would've thought, it figures Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thought Well, isn't this nice And isn't it ironic Don't you think? It's like rain on your weddin' day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take And who would've thought, it figures Well life has a funny way of sneakin' up on you When you think everything's okay and everything's goin' right, right And life has a funny way nobody helpin' you out when You think everyhing's gone wrong and everything blows up In your face A traffic jam when you're already late A no smoking sign on your cigarette break It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife It's meetin' the woman of my dreams And then meetin' her handsom husband, umm And isn't it ironic Don't you think? A little too ironic And yeah, I really do think It's like rain on your weddin' day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take And who would've thought, it figures And well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you And life has a funny, funny way of helpin' you out Helpin' you out