Mean Girls - A Cautionary Tale lyrics

It’s a cautionary tale of fear and lust and pride Based on actual events where people died [DAMIAN] No one died But how far would you go To be popular and hot? Would you resist temptation? [JANIS] No, you would not! Just admit it [BOTH] Sometimes mean is what you are Mean is easier than nice And though mean can take you far Maybe this will make you think twice [DAMIAN] Kick! Layout! Fosse! [JANIS] This is a cautionary tale About corruption and betrayal! [DAMIAN] And getting hit by a bus! [JANIS] You can’t buy integrity at the mall, it’s not for sale [DAMIAN] Nice [JANIS, spoken] Thank you [BOTH] This is a cautionary tale [ENSEMBLE] OHHH. OHHH. AYYAYA. AYYAYA [DAMIAN] Our story begins across the globe in Africa. Africa!