ME - None lyrics

I wrote this a few weeks ago. Sorry for it being a little vulgar, I was kind of mad haha First post, here goes: I bend words to make them absurd, yeah I'm Flexible Compare your rhymes to HIV, because both are Testable But with me, the crowd goes wild when I drop the ball Testicles What? You can't blame me, I'm a teenage Male All I think about is meeting females and how not to end up in Jail Get a dog, name her b**h, now we got Three tales(tails) The dog, the dick, and my Free mail AKA my pen, pad, and Hand I'm still a little boy and all these rappers call me the Man Like seriously Damn Thanks, tell me how I can improve