Me And My Girl - You Would, If Could lyrics

How I've looked for someone who Plays up on my heart like you Tall and dark and handsome and sweet Someone who would take my heart Maybe tear my soul apart See I lay myself at your feet You would, if you could You would, and you should And you would if you could But I can't! I'm sure that you can I know you're a man And you would if you could But I shan't! When you're a bad boy You go my way But you're a good boy And so you say regretfully You would, if you could You could, and you should And you would if you could Oh it's impossible! You would, if you could You would, and you should And you would if you could But I don't! Oh I'm sure that you'd do Just look at the view And you would if you could But I won't! You're like an apple On top of the tree I'd like to shake you I'd like to see you Falling for me. You would, if you could You could, and you should And you would if you could- Oh, Bill, Oh I wish you would...