MC Twist - Mary Mack lyrics

(Honey, I make love cafeteria style: Just help yourself!) [ VERSE 1: MC Twist ] Now Mary Mack in black, finest girl in school Got voted best lookin cause she's such a j**el I remember in September when she first came through Fellas paid no attention, but then she grew She started actin fast and became loose Met Jimbrowski who gave her the juice Now what started out good has now turned bad There's a rumor she's pregnant and I'm the dad The guys gave me credit, girls said I was wrong If you wanna know the truth, keep playin the song Mary's lips were closed, they always stayed the same She said to come inside, I ain't the one who came [ Chorus ] Oh Mary Mack, Mack, Mack All dressed in black, black, black She wanna do it from the front, front, front But I'ma get her in the back, back, back [ VERSE 2: MC Twist ] I seen her four months later, or was it three? I don't know, but her stomach looks flat to me I said, "Hey, Mary Mack," she answered, "What?" I said, "I like the way the jeans fit your big old bu*t" She took a couple steps back, got on the sidewalk Started movin her hips, gave me body talk I said, "Come on girl, why you're tryin to tease?" Then she opened her hand and showed me her keys I think I will for the thrill cause she never calls And I wonder how it feels to move inside the walls Of her pad, and I was glad to be on her list Cause man oh man, I been waitin for this [ Chorus ] [ VERSE 3: MC Twist ] Well, we walked down the street about a block away To a little white house that looked okay I sat myself on the couch, she played somethin slow And said, "I be right back, boy, so don't you go" Rendez-vous for two, somethin I won't pa** And you best believe I'm goin up that As... Pirine for a headache cause my head hurts I need to freshen my breath, so I grab some certs She returned, I bugged at the sight I saw She had on silk lace panties and a matchin bra Thought about my homeboys and said, ah hell This is gonna be a real good story to tell [ Chorus ] [ VERSE 4: MC Twist ] I said, "Oh Mary, have you ever been told? You could be the next angel in the centerfold I wouldn't waste my time just to say this rap You got looks, got body, not to mention the gap I'm dirty like a dog, horny as a toadd So give it to me quick, make me explode Cause tonight you're mine and you can say I'm yours Cause you're a freaky little thing behind closed doors You're drivin me nuts, as a matter of fact I like to bust one ( ? ) right across your back And I really gotta tell ya, I never knew Real pleasure till she took time to be with you" [ Chorus ]