MC Pterodactyl - Meat Diet lyrics

Rahul the fool, why you always pooping out stool Breaking bathrooms with your sh** day 1 And you always make things less fun You have more folds than origami You might as well go home now and eat some salami You went on a diet, stopped eating meat But 1 day later you began to cheat You weighed yourself and it was 210 Rahul was very concerned, b**h complained “Why do I look like a gay jeremy lane” I heard your mom makes shark Fool, why does she look like a pumpkin I could see her in the dark Is she a woman or a munchkin Is it Manjaree, andidita, or Margarine I don't f**ing know But what I do know is that you didn't make Bio honors tho Infact you shouldn't be in algebra 2 honors Cuz you're more dumb than that n***a joe connors I bet your little brother stillborn could run faster than you You have costco jeans, a Jew has more than you I'm learning about aids in health, #tbt to Rahul Last time I checked, they don't have video game school I hear you get your crappy shoes from kohl's Maybe you should save up for the next elder scrolls Why don't you wear your gla**es to school Your fata** clothes make you look like a mule Have a YMCA membership, I heard they got a nice pool You're probably the only one in your swimming cla** not in preschool I checked 1 o'clock you was playing xbox by yourself Probably lookin (a**) at skyrim, jerking off an elf You got more chromosomes than the weight of Margarine's fat a** Btw, you learn that in Bio honors cla** Now I bet right now you're feeling like sh** Cause this damn rap is too f**in lit Your mom goes round bragg bout you But she don't know you dumber than a down syndrome j** Dj INDIAN VILLAGE