MC Paul Barman - Science lyrics

[Intro] You have a grandstand seat here, to one of the most momentous events in the history of science (Sample) [Verse 1: MC Paul Barman] They commit major perjury when they say laser surgery won't hurt the eyelids or iris on pilots Register at a bank so you don't have to thank your wedding guest for a worthless appliance Troubled banners meet double standards cause they can't yet, old men can't use violence They say foreskins cause cancer and then transfer white bleach sticks all up inside their vaginas My Rhymes are people They elect Me to rep Each part is Simple selects Me With Pep and care And the Gerunds Give trip- Le respect to- Gether we Create a Ripple E-ffect We might Eave And get your Nipple erect It's simple As heck there The creme- De-la-creme 10 out of 10 And they'll vote me In again And again Detritus Inside us Unites us Ahhhh! Tinnitus is much too loud Thought Balloon Mushroom Cloud Rings like Saturn Stalks, stems, and patterns of pressure waves Pressure flavs, higher, tall, fireball, leaving lobes sunburned Unlearned and left back Dumb it down (F THAT!) From a distance it looks like I'm wearing a chef hat I'm from 8 miles of books Outside a few looks The front stair's got a pair of stone lions (Science!) It's a Faustian thing An Austrian king was the first man to engage with a diamond What Chaldeans call Tamu; Syrians call Giant; Egyptians Sabu; And Greeks call Orion Make your own constellation strips and rules for relationships or they may come for you next time you hear sirens [Outro: The Old Codger] First they came for the smokers But I was silent because I don't smoke Then they came for the drinkers But I keep silent because I'm a teetotaller Then they came for the meat-eaters But I stayed silent because I'm vegetarian When they came for the gun owners I kept silent because I was a pacifist Then they came for the s**ually promiscuous But I kept silent because I'm celibate When they finally came for me I said "Please take me! The only people left are boring, moralizing crud-buckets! Get me out of here already." SSSCCCCCCIIIIIIIIEEEEENNNNCCCCCEEEEEEEE (Science!)