MC Paul Barman - Props lyrics

Verse 1: Now this I've been looking forward to Collecting props that's a bit overdue I came to collect props like a property tax From all you hate to laugh novelty acts Your SUV's never been off terrain Your hiking boots only hike on the train Your running shoes I've never seen runnin' You hate f*gs, but collect shoes like a woman Leave your garbage outside, today's props collection That means all your rap's not hip-hop preconceptions All that sh** you memorized is irrelevant There's a hundred and ten plus four more elements While you try to sound all hip-hoppy I inspire the leaders that you copy Now you're boring, and much too braggadocious Assemble a joint from a whole bag of roaches The articulate answer to my grammar is damn So, check yourself Testicular cancer exam Urk you if I work the word work squeaky clean I'm Good Will Humping PG-13 And I'll never stop, inner starlight is endless Next time you leave me off your top ten list Remember the only the bravest DJ will request my drops I came to collect my props Verse 2: I came to collect like my dustpan collects dust I came to collect like a rich kid on a trust I came to collect like that poor kid on welfare I came to collect like your politician on healthcare I came to collect like I put a bucket under a leak I came to collect like crowds collect when I speak Calling collect direct rather than round-a-bout Before I spell it out for you, sound it out I haven't even barely started You like this track are mentally guitarded I'm more slept on than beds And I'm collecting props now I'm sure to get when I'm dead I'll asund your moms and correct your pops I came to collect my props