MC Paul Barman - Hot Guacamole lyrics

[Produced by Prince Paul] [MC Paul Barman] I'm old school This mic is my ProTool I'm three apples high I live in a toadstool like a smurf Everyone at birth is given x-ray specs But they under-use them to undress the opposite s** Holy guacamole! Let's get this rap cash Cause art right now is on some slap dash flapjack crap trash Leave me here SAVE YOURSELF! [MF DOOM] OK Pa** me your wallet I'll send help Now who drank the last brew? They turned off my cell again The bill was way past due Gosh, tell a friend But don't let 'em gas you It's all just hogwash Now back to the castle [MC Paul Barman] Where's that? [MF DOOM] Parts unknown When I'm home the seeds throw darts at the throne No tart taste to the ho cakes No jakes And first place In the go-cart race goes to... [MC Paul Barman] NO BRAKES! Teach peace to the babies We're all the same [MF DOOM] At least for the ho's sake [MC Paul Barman] Stepped on an undisclosed rake [MF DOOM] Catch a nose-ache... Y'all flows is fake [MC Paul Barman] Yodle-eh-heee-WHO wants to be my protege? Me, me too! So parrot back it I'm an underlined caret bracket Greater than or equal to But greater than four stars Greater than straight-A report cards Greater than poor sports in divorce courts or sports bars [MF DOOM] What's your mission? [MC Paul Barman] Making hundreds Shaking blunders in this self (inaudible) taking on fun-filled until... [MF DOOM] Done, chill It ain't all about the dollar bill You could be dead broke and be a scholar still [MC Paul Barman] That's true What question should I ask you? [MF DOOM] Uh... 'What type-a ill type-a tricks do the mask do?' [MC Paul Barman] Ok, what type-a ill type-a ill tricks do the mask do? [MF DOOM] The face plate remove and I give chicks tattoos [MC Paul Barman] But then they can see your face! [MF DOOM] I make 'em look the other way I almost caught a case off that same sh** the other day In Grady's truck is where I first got lucky In the 80's, now I make the ladies say 'Yucky!' like Sandy [MC Paul Barman] Bollocks, that old mustache is bull-snot [MF DOOM] On your bald spot [MC Paul Barman] THAT WAS WHAT I CALL HOT!