MC Paul Barman - Burping & Farting lyrics

[MC Paul Barman] Burping & Farting, Burping & Farting Burping's from slurping the carbon dioxide Farting's from digesting gas in the intestines Burping & Farting, Burping & Farting Burping's from slurping the carbon dioxide Farting's from digesting gas in the intestines Burping's from slurping the carbon dioxide in sugar water Sodalicious yet less nutritious than a booger snotter Gas burps from fast slurps and come back in blast Chirps through the esophagus It smells like a sarcophagus Chewing gum swallows air and straws add air too Did big bro ever burp shotgunning homebrew? Too much makes you puke and so does flu Purging's great Never urge a date to regurgitate Burping & Farting, Burping & Farting Burping's from slurping the carbon dioxide Farting's from digesting gas in the intestines Burping & Farting, Burping & Farting Burping's from slurping the carbon dioxide Farting's from digesting gas in the intestines I said Farting's from digesting gas in the intestines When gas spurts my a** hurts and blows back my gra** skirts and tartans Don't be disheartened if you fart in a crowd Silent but deadly The cloud wasn't loud If you got more gas than Gulf I'd cull fried foods or else emit some Sulfides Pa** me a charcoal pill Scratch that Give me that thar whole grill "Coming at you mate!" You flatulate the gas that you ate It's really just doody in vaporous form Mine is so fresh the paper is warm I took a peek in my dookareeka and found a lentil a diamond and corn Eureka! "How could he be so smart and so stupid at the same time?"