MC Paul Barman - Anarchist Bookstore Part 1 lyrics

Is my distance from the mic proper There's a college town, with olive green all around Professors and skater punks rock SG Paul's Wall Of Sound And there's an anarchist bookstore, there's more than you'd look for A core of local folks wait for late lifts, there's often a great drift To the shop for the Wednesday night five-to-eight shift Cause the clerk at work is the prettiest gal in town, she cries during Allentown She's a precocious socialist and she's willing to prowl around She's twice as cool as the kids from her high school Every Wednesday after French club she rides to work With a stuffed Mastadon in the basket on her bicycle If Noam Chomsky was from the Bronx he'd have been a**a**inated promptly She said he was from the Bronx, he said you know what I mean, ignoramuses Oh boy what a pain this is, said the only paid employee, the manager I came for culture, not accounting, and a girl put a flyer up above the water fountain She carried Clandestine two dollar mescaline in her blue collar mess tin Plastered with stickers that said food not bombs, s** not proms, critical ma** That ba*tard, voice talent snickered Nice graphics but that's just half a**ed agitprop to piss off a traffic cop Aww shucks, can it be I'm too lazy for pot lucks If not my friends, who am I willing to cook for And they're chilling at the anarchist bookstore Will Barnes and Noble harm the global Will Amazon Com be round when grammar's gone mom Voice talent, the rapper, had a rapport with a stripper who*e Who he'd vote for long before he'd vote for Tipper Gore He re-equipped the store with the new credit machines and put zines in their places He said take back the streets is more like take back Four parking spaces at the most and left to hose the Sunday showcases He was all dressed in tinsel yo, but he couldn't convince his friends to go They were like, voice talent, you put on a minstrel show He said someone's psychotic, someone took too much semiotics Furthermore, he thought, someone can tzi-s** my tza-dick But VT was the opposite of TV, he'd never accuse someone of being PC Because it's so friggin' dumb to say, the term arose on the Columbus Day Quincentennary when the republic was honest about the conquest And wouldn't party as they had previously promised If someone uses a non-offensive vocabulary then that person is considerate, not PC If someone has a heavy-handed agenda, that person is narrow-minded, not PC Unless you mean Providence College PC is as meaningless as the president's apology for slavery Maybe P.E. should be on the radio And not just in the African-American Norton Anthology Will Barnes and Noble harm the global Will Amazon Com be round when grammar's gone mom Will Barnes and Noble harm the global Will Amazon Com be round when grammar's gone mom Who cooks for you, who cooks for you Who cooks for you all