MC Paul Barman - Buy Low, Sell High lyrics

Buy Low, Sell High I know, Well why? You reap what you sow when you keep what you owe You get what you pay for And if you bet then you stay poor... probably I won jiggy jiggy zippos Playing hungry hungry hippos With fugly ugly strippos Gambling is great, I've been fortunate I've got a rambling estate with a porch in it Or more like around it, In the form of a horseshoe I got pickleball, badminton and tennis courts too I got day old locks in my mail box, FEDex and dry ice Even my lice lead a fly nice lifestyle So hot it makes my wife smile, Somersault and do log rolls I fill my dog's dog's bowl with well water My small daughter said: "Dad Every ivory is thriving and lively I didn't get A's, but please don't deprive me of the ivory tower How are you gonna get me in? Huh? Huh? Huh? How?" Good thing I rub shoulders with club member card holders It turns out, Number 1 is least expensive But number 2 is least pretentious And I don't want my baby backstabbed Smack dab in the middle of mac lab When all she's trying to do is e-mail Her dear old dad Please, She's the bees knees I mean jeez My son burst into tears I wrote his name in red ink and cursed him for years I wanna sister not a shicksa Did you know both black and j**ish women both wear wigs? What a cowinkydink I put my hands down their pants and made my pinky stink Drenched with sweat and the stench of pet I frenched the wet Whosie whatsits Squeezed their oozy bu*t zits Put my feet on their bottoms And use them as Ottomans Then make them start vacuuming Bare witness, This is business acumen It's one step at a time, Your reps on the line I told mine to respectfully decline Here's the deal memo But the real emo, is to steal demos It's exciting backing ends, I'm writing packet friends I'm lighting frankincense Roasting mini-marshmallows on toothpicks over candle Holding hot mugs of tea by insulated handles Called terrestrial reasoning's But what is this called ginger tea? The rain brings back the pain of an old injury Holy moses (thats nice) I got scholiosis's, as part of me feels my arteries slowly closes