MC Mr. Napkins - The aggressive bee lyrics

Yeah... I have this porch at my apartment where I like to sit outside and write my rhymes... it's not a bad place to work, but there's this bee with a nest nearby that always flies up in my face while I'm writing. Yo... I call him the Aggressive Bee He flies at me aggressively He seems to like to mess with me WIth fear I see the Aggressive Bee Check it out now: Yesiree, don't think less of me But I'm afraid of the Aggressive Bee Especially when he attacks And I'm just minding my own beeswax I try to freeze and breathe deeply Try to wait out the bee till he leaves me But he won't let me be So I get the "Let me be, bee!" heebie-jeebies Got my defenses up My teeth clench, whole body tenses up Should I sing "Roxanne" or something? 'Cause that little jerk is all about Sting... Does he buzz? Sure he does He's furious. I'm surr-ious! Not a joke for your funnybone He's the Attila the Hun of the honeycomb! There is a pair of wings on the fellow And a ring of black and a ring of yellow And he gets me wound tight like a string on a cello He makes me want to fricking yell and bellow! Because he is the (what?) Aggressive Bee (oh!) He flies at me (huh?) Aggressively (yo!) I guess he'll be (rrr!) The d**h of me (aaow!) With fear I pee in my Levi's The Aggressive Bee flies From his hive and dives at me No jive - he isn't terrified of me And it's kind of a surprise to me Cause he's like one-thousandth the size of me - Teeny! Have a pollen-tini, chill yourself If you sting me you'll k** yourself! That ain't worth it, kiddo You don't wanna make your queen a yellow-and-black widow That's not what I want for you See, the truth is, Bee, I'm fond of you And I feel a bit of a bond with you Man, I even wrote this song for you! But even if I made the bee appear sweeter I'm not tryin' to be his cheerleader His hostility is excessive The bee's aggressive The bee's, aggressive! The bee, he's aggressive! That bee's, aggressive! The bee, he's aggressive! That bee's, aggressive! The bee, he's aggressive! He's B-E-E, A-G-G, R-E-S-S-I-V-E! He's the (WHAT?) Aggressive Bee (OH!) He flies at me (HUH?) Aggressively (YO!) He says "B-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z," He's the Aggressive Bee! Check it out y'all! There's a pair of wings on the fellow and a ring of black and a ring of yellow and he gets me wound tight like a string on a cello he makes ya want to freaking yell and bellow! Oh! Put on the red light! Bee, you don't have to put on the red light! Oh, he's the Aggressive Bee