MC Moneypenny - Tap Dat A$$et lyrics

Yo this one goes out to all the pimps at Goldman Sachs s**as be crooked-rich---and that's a fact sh** be like Madoff---politicans is paid off, American people are the ones who get laid-off Lloyd Blankfein got sacks of gold. John q public got his a** told. Bankers mad rich but their hearts be mad cold. Foreclosure son! Your house got sold Your boy, Uncle Sam; he be mad broke That bum can't afford to buy an egg yoke s**ed up all the money and about to choke--- So print 700 billion with a key-stroke The FED prints money quantative easing That sh**s a quick fix, and we're still bleeding If they go too far, its the another Wiemar Inflation shooting up like a rocket to mars Banksters don't wanna pay for fiscal catastrophe But taxing the markets, they call it blasphemy? Their arrogant decadence is f**ing with me And Criminals got to pay for their crimes ya see So what you want to do I want to Tap Dat Asset You a solvent motherf**er when you Tax dat a**et Uncle Sam, Who you playin with Tap Dat Asset Make it rain benjamins Tax dat a**et Once upon a time there was a Prof named Tobin Saw all the currency swishing and the globe an He said, "lets put a levy on all that bread Speculators pay---governments get ahead." Tobin No-bel lau-re-at Numbers where the glory at Seeing speculators pay so government get more of dat Cash to pay for programs, and reduce the deficit Dollar bills, euros, yen, francs, renmimbi Speculators pay be they English or Hindi With a tiny little tax they would have to invest And some of our fiscal needs will be redressed Flash crash! Dow Jones lost 1000 points When hal the trading robot was smoking mad joints Stocks, derivitive, currency, commodity Tiny tax on those will make crashes is an oddity After the bailout bankers are whining Won't pay a dime, they just stay fine dining-- A Tobin tax to them is not so funny They wiping up their tears with wads of our money What you want to do I want to Tap Dat Asset You a solvent motherf**er when you Tax dat a**et Uncle Sam, Who you playin with Tap Dat Asset Make it rain Benjamins Tax dat a**et Banksters don't wanna pay for fiscal catastrophe But taxing the markets, they call it blasphemy? Their arrogant decadence is f**ing with me And criminals got to pay for their crimes ya see Another Nobel laureate whose seen the light His name is Krugman on the mic device The name is K-R-U-G M-A-N They call me K-RUG. Ya'll better understand NYT November 26, 2009 Financial transaction tax, its about time Financial system s broken, time to redesign So lets tax markets we'll be fine Security Transaction Excise Tax Some call it a STET, and homey that's a fact Like an acupuncturist pin prick cures a malady Makes financial pain distant reality "in the UK Prime Minister Brown Tried a stet on the city of Londontown It didn't fly, it went down in flames Corruption in politics name of the game In the US the idea gained traction Congressman DeFazio introduced an action The "make wall street pay for the restoration of main street act" Votes got stacked, bill got whacked But they print out mad bills for goldman sachs Lets pa** that sh** before its too late Mo-fos in Ways and Means makin us wait Wall street robs main street we sit in defeat They sipping champagne while we can't even eat They robbing us blind while we online tweet Lets tax the motherf**ers, we can fight and not retreat There is a way we can put a stop to this Gotta handle this like a democratic populous Call your congressman or your newspaper columnist We can make the change that's best for all of us Grab your pitchfork and end this plutocracy! Only way to save our pseudo-democracy Shoutouts Gordon Brown DeFazio European Union Krugman Robin Hood Tax