Mc Lars - If I Were A Jedi (That Would Be Hella Awesome) lyrics

This beat is my recital, I think its very vital to use (the force) for good (of course) Lars Skywalker thats my title! (here we go!) If I were a Jedi, I could out rap Busta Rhymes Going in like Qui-Gon Jinn for the win, I could flow in quadruple time And at the Canadian border, every time I went on tour Id be like this is not the undeclared MC Lars merch that youre looking for" I could levitate like Yoda, I'd eradicate ebola I could pick up girls, literally, even master the viola I could read all of War and Peace in ten minutes, entirely in Russian just to say that I did it I could even catch that golden snitch playing Quidditch (Wait, wrong movie, innit?) Podracing up the 101, surpa**ing Golden Gate traffic (whoo!) R2 on the roof of my Prius (dude), I could FaceTime holographic Id play for the As and we'd win every game Resurrect Mac Dre do it all for the Bay Theyd all say hey Lars is neato And always let me cut the line at El Farrolito Two years ago, a friend of mine, asked me to say some Jedi rhymes so I said this rhyme, Im about to say, I fought the Sith and it went this way If I were a Jedi, bet Id get all the ladies I would mack it more than Dumbledore or Leto Atreides If you try to strike me down Ill just be more powerful If I were a Jedi, that would be hella awesome (Singin!) Do or do not there is no try! Do or do not there is no try! Do or do not, there is no try! And if you dont believe it you will fail every time Its a trap! [x2] Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Its a trap!