Mc Lars - Black And Yellow T-Shirts lyrics

[MC Frontalot:] Hey Lars, how do you make any money if you give away your mixtape for free? [Beat Drops] [MC Lars:] I'm really glad you asked Ollie. We've got T-shirts they're... Black and Yellow [x4] Uh Huh you know what they are Black and yellow [x4] [Part 1] [MC Lars:] My boy Front is always managing his vocal tapes Playing up his nerd persona Everyday he integrates You wanna hear a rap about a game from '82? Good News! MC Frontalot's got songs for you Full of rhymes that he drops Pretty hot, Make em rock With the style he concocts Nerdcore hip-hop Flashlight on his head Cause home boy went and started it Grabbing your allowances He knows how to market it [MC Frontalot:] My Man Lars Has got good talent and flaunts it And he drops fat hits every one-hundredth concept The onset of his rapping is blunt It beats you up in the manner That he calls "post punk" You know the fans can't get enough Always Holler for more Think they're even louder than were before The previous encore Just hope they let him off stage soon My whole business in the back Where the hoodies are strewn Come on [Chorus] Yea Bro We got T-shirts, and they're Black and Yellow [x4] Yeah Dude, Different colors Such as Green and Purple [x4] This is indie Rocket science And it's Horris Records [x4] Good luck, chasing royalties Mr. Wiz Khalifa [x4] [Part 2] [MC Frontalot:] You try to sell music They look at you funny It's not a transaction that necessitates money Not with the true cunning of the kids in the know But you look at them cheering Notice what? They don't sew Don't go to the print shop And silkscreen their own Yet they're always needing something To cover the torso That's why MC Lars and I Provide a product Set a top high fashion inventory [MC Lars:] You got it Costume gla**es, Mouse Pads Robot USBs Captains are we (Of what?) Industry Roccafella, Adam Smith Rocket seller, just like this Rock a crowd of rowdy kids So Frontalot tell me this Is it all about the Washingtons Or all about the art? Indie rap, we're into that Following our hearts But part of the job I mean the other part from caring Is taking T-shirt money like we're Modern robber barons [Chorus:] Yea Bro We got T-shirts, and they're Black and Yellow [x4] Yeah Dude, Different colors Such as White and orange [x4] This is indie Rocket science And it's Horris Records [x4] Good luck, chasing royalties Mr. Wiz Khalifa [x4] [Part 3] [MC Frontalot:] We know every fabric weight Every drop ship price Every line screen density Designs are precise [MC Lars:] Cotton woven so nice Blind eyes to child labor You as the consumer are the lucky money savor [MC Frontalot:] And we savor all your savvy As it leads you to our wears Up in the gilded age of geekery We so sneakily prepared This fool-proof method Making just the shirts you want With my top hat and my monocle And your money I abscond [MC Lars:] You see Horris Records harvesting the Forest near your home for The paper in the liner notes Of every disc you own You should've known that our sweatshirts Were pure baby seal Go ahead and treat yourself You love the way it feels [MC Frontalot:] The appeals of the audience [MC Lars:] Get back on stage Where you at? [MC Frontalot:] By the Merch booth Trying to get paid Got a hundred people covered [MC Lars:] Though their arms stay bare [Lars & Frontalot:] The only way we get to do it Check the logos they wear! Because [Chorus] Guess what? At the merch booth... We got Shirts and Hoodies [x4] Please stop come and buy stuff We need Health insurance [x4] This is indie rocket science And it's Horris Records [x4] Apologies, for ruining your track Mr. Wiz Khalifa [x4] [Frontalot & Lars:] My man Lars is in the T-shirt business My boy Front is in the T-shirt business Look at us we're in the T-shirt business I thought we were musicians What is this? MC Lars is in the T-shirt business Frontalot is in the T-shirt business Both of us are in the T-shirt business I thought that we were rappers What is this?