Mc Lars - Pokémon GO Rap lyrics

[Hook: MC Lars] Pokémon, Pokémon Go! Pokémon, Pokémon Go! Pokémon, Pokémon Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Pokémon, Pokémon Go! Pokémon, Pokémon Go! Pokémon, Pokémon Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! [Verse 1: MC Lars] Pokémon Go, can't stop when I see 'em Got kicked out the Holocaust museum Searching for that Squirtle and that Pikachu But now I haven't had a bath in a week or two Monday on the subway, epic fail Saw one on the tracks, down by the third rail Hogging all my data through AT&T Phone bill last week was at least seven G's Found a dead body in the stream by my house Another homie looking for a Pokémon and drowned Escape to the past, I'm a 90's kid IPhone to my face like a giant squid Grandma's funeral, staring at the screen Saw one in the casket, heard my Mom scream Gotta catch 'em all, won't stop till I'm done I play it when I drive 'cause it's so much fun [Hook: MC Lars & Spose] Pokémon, Pokémon Go! Pokémon, Pokémon Go! Pokémon, Pokémon Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! (Pokémon!) Pokémon, Pokémon Go! Pokémon, Pokémon Go! Pokémon, Pokémon Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! (Ayup) [Verse 2: Spose] I got fired from my job, I was busy hunting Pokémon Walked into a tree? Now I got a broken arm I was on my way to march against what the police'll do But then I got distracted, I was looking for a Pikachu Got a call from my sister, said my Mom died Told her I'd have to call her back, ‘cause I'm trying to get up to level 5 I'll be walking, heat or snow or lightning in the forecast I'll be swimming through a flood if I could get a Snorlax Pokémon alerts, got me jumping out of bed now Man I lost my dog but, I also lost ten pounds (Pokémon, Pokémon Go!) Will I catch 'em all, man, I just don't know But I missed my wedding, I was out here getting Rare Pokémon behind the convenience store A PokéStop was a restaurant And it's on fire and there's smoke involved But I stayed inside and I died ‘Cause I need to get more Poké Balls I'm Pokémoning while drivin' It's okay, I got insurance, I just ran into a tourist Caught a Pokémon when he was dyin' I don't eat, don't sleep and my phone goes beep Saw an old lady getting mugged, I was about to help But these Pokémon across the street ain't gonna catch themselves! [Hook: MC Lars] Pokémon, Pokémon Go! Pokémon, Pokémon Go! Pokémon, Pokémon Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Pokémon, Pokémon Go! Pokémon, Pokémon Go! Pokémon, Pokémon Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! [Outro: MC Lars, Spose, Both] Global warming destroying the planet Who cares, bro? Pokemon Go! Little kids homeless, starving and famished Who cares, bro? Pokemon Go! Donald Trump might actually be the president Who cares, bro? Pokemon Go! They k** black dudes, there's video evidence Who cares, bro? Pokemon Go! The government is reading all of your texts and emails Who cares, bro? Pokemon Go! In Afghanistan, there's no school for females Who cares, bro? Pokemon Go! You can buy an AR-15 on the Internet Who cares, bro? Pokemon Go! They tricked everybody under 40 into debt Who cares, bro? Pokemon Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Could we stop making this song now? I'm tryna get some f**ing Pokémon