MC Lars & Ytcracker - Kidney Stones For Easter lyrics

I woke up Easter morning in excruciating pain I guess kidney stones they were coming through again A mom in a hospital giving child birth It's the guy version, listen, nothing feels worse It's true the Easter Bunny had a new gift It's ironic, chocolate eggs weren't on my list Laid up in Olympia wish I could forget How oxycodon tripped me out high on endocet But Bryce is fine Bryce is chill He can write rhymes taking little white pills I'm hopped up on Red Bull let's cut to the chase That's how I got kidney stones in the first place! I do oxycodone for recreation I don't need kidney stones to party for days and I like my d** made by smarter doctors 'Cause I don't want to gamble my life like proctor Pill popper even lil wayne thinks I'm crazy Cause I'll pop an oc and drive I'm swayze It's a doc holiday and I'm a daisy Lars pa** them pills you know they don't faze me Poppin' anticholergenic action Benadryl or tagemet making me spin Dissolve the pill in a gla** of cold water Extract the opiates and nod off harder Sitting back in my chair The world looks so great from way up here Surfing up the internet on percocet It don't get much better than this Best believe cobain and bradley knowles Hendrix, joplin, belushi showed Me how to do things right gotta stay vital No need to fall in a downward spiral There's a reason opiates through history Were used by our predecessors oh so swiftly Wrote these rhymes spun off watson And I don't know if I'm ever ever gonna stop son