MC Honky - Soft Velvety 'Fer lyrics

Hello! It's me I'm, um… I'm still here I'm f**ing working really, really late So, um… But I wanna have dinner And I'm starving And I…I need to have dinner If you can that would be so, so nice Are you there? Could you… OK well first, um… Uh…sh**! Can you call me on my cell? Um… You know the number and… Maybe I should…oh, um… Alright I'm just…I… I was thinking maybe we should go to Lucy's Hello! Are you there? Hello! Are you there? Um…ba-dum-dum Um…sorry about…mmm The previous message You know It's not like any Big thing Or what… Um… I had that weird dog dream again So I just thought I would Throw that at you Since you had some good Notions about that… Alright Um…yeah Like that Eat with you maybe Later Bye Hello! Are you there? Hello! Are you there? Hi again Um, so…okay this… It's just this dream that's bothering me And I need… I need your Help with… It was our… The baby that I had was a dog And it was our Dog It was…I mean our Child an- But it was a dog And then we were very proud Because it started talking right away And so… Even though it was a dog And it had Fur and everything it- We thought it was so Beautiful But it had teeth Human teeth Which was not…very nice Um… But very soft, sort of velvety fur And then right away it was speaking And so we were very…proud Until we realized like… Then there was another… Then we were walking down a hallway And then we were in a park And there were other people With their children And they were normal children And then we realized Uh…you know that we… That I had given birth to a dog Hello! Are you there? Hello! Are you there? And of course… In the–in the dream You know…we were suddenly humiliated And, um… It was some… It was my fault And I don't know… I don't know why And I don't have to know [?] If that has to do with the… You know… Uh, Zoloft Or what but I just think that I need to go off of it And I know you don't want me to And I know that that's like a big deal And a f**ing thing but, um… But, uh [?] No Whatever Let's just… Let's just have a good dinner I'm gonna have a margarita And I know you're not supposed to mix and match But, you know, it's just I think I gotta get off of this stuff as soon as possible Cause I don't think it's really good for me and I… I know you do But I know that I don't So… Um, alright I'll…I really… I hope you're having a great day And I hope this hasn't freaked you Bye