MC Honky - 3 Turntables & 2 Microphones lyrics

Is this thing on? Hello? Ch-ch-ch Dear Howard, it recently came To my attention that I did not win This year's freestyle rap competition True my feelings were hurt but I'm okay I got 3 turntables and 2 microphones 3 turntables and 2 microphones I am so sick and tired Everything I do, it is wrong with you I have to constantly second guess myself In everything because you only See my actions in your own way But I can lose these I got 3 turntables and 2 microphones 3 turntables and 2 microphones What the f** was I supposed to do? I can't read your mind I am going to put it on the line You are so damn dramatic And let's do it now 3 turntables and 2 microphones 3 turntables and 2 microphones I got 3 turntables and 2 microphones Aww yeah, aww yeah, aww yeah That's what daddy likes, woo I want to hear my girl sing some harmony 3 turntables and 2 microphones 3 turntables and 2 microphones 3 turntables and 2 microphones 3 turntables and 2 microphones 3 turntables and 2 microphones 3 turntables and 2 microphones 3 turntables and 2 microphones That's my girl If you think that I am not a broken man Then you are sadly, sadly wrong Now Howard I want to be magnanimous I want to be a good loser I am not a bitter man This year's freestyle rap competition Doesn't mean a thing to me now It's all in the past but let's face it You and I know, the whole world knows That DJ what's his name Doesn't deserve that title Let my people know That I will be back next year And I'll have 4 turntables and 3 microphones 4 turntables and 3 microphones 4 turntables and 3 microphones 4 turntables and 3 microphones 4 turntables and 3 microphones 4 turntables and 3 microphones Aw yeah, he can eat a bowl of cereal for all I care You wanna come hang with me, I got the sh** 3 turntables and 2 microphones 3 turntables and 2 microphones 3 turntables and 2 microphones 3 turntables and 2 microphones