MC Hawking - f** The Creationists lyrics

Ah yeah, here we go again Damn, this is some funky sh** that I be laying down on your a** This one goes out to all my homies working in the field of evolutionary science Check it f** the damn creationists, those bunch of dumb-a** b**hes Every time I think of them my trigger finger itches They want to have their bullsh** taught in public cla** Stephen Jay Gould should put his foot right up their a** Noah and his ark, Adam and his Eve Straight up fairy stories even children don't believe I'm not saying there's no god, that's not for me to say All I'm saying is the Earth was not made in a day f**, f**, f**, f** the creationists f**, f**, f**, f** the creationists Break it down Ah damn, this is a funky jam I'm about ready to kick this b**h back in Check it f** the damn creationists, I say it with authority Because kicking their punk a**es be me paramount priority Them wack-a** b**hes say, "evolution's just a theory" They best step off, them brainless fools, I'll give them cause to fear me The cosmos is expanding every second, every day But their minds are shrinking as they close their eyes and pray They call their bullsh** "science" like the word could give them cred If them b**hes be scientists then cap me in the head f**, f**, f**, f** the creationists f**, f**, f**, f** the creationists Ba** Bring that sh** in Ah yeah, that's right, f** them all motherf**ers f**ing punk a** creationists trying to set scientific thought back 400 years f** that If them superstitious motherf**ers want to have that kind of party I'm going to put my dick in the mashed potatoes f**ing creationists f** them