MC Hawking - Crazy As f** lyrics

Yo, this one goes out to all you punk b**hes who think the Hawkman is soft Just because I'm wicked smart Listen up, I got something to say Straight out of Oxford a crazy motherf**er named Hawking When I be rocking the mic, you be gawking At me, 'cause I'm a bad mama-jamma You wanna lock me up, put my a** in the slamma But f** that sh** 'cause no jail can hold me You can't even catch me much less control me So if you see me coming you better duck 'Cause Stephen Hawking is crazy as f** Crazy as f**, crazy as f** Crazy as f**, crazy as f** 2000 is the number, another summer Sound of the funky drummer Stephen Hawking would like to say That I'm a crazy motherf**er from around the way Kicking science like no one else can My dick is twice as long as my attention span So if you cross me b**h you're out of luck 'Cause Stephen Hawking is crazy as f** ' Scuse me while I whip this out Uh yeah, make it funky now Go, go, go, go, go Go Doomsday, it's your birthday Yo, break it down Aah ya, that's right. I'm f**in' nutty I'd just as soon bust a cap in your a** as look at you I'm like Ed Begley, Jr. at a motherf**ing oil spill The gate is down and the lights are flashing but there ain't no train coming Yo, I ain't through yet. Kick that sh** back in Once again back in the motherf**ing ring The H to the A to the W-King When I roll I roll it heavy and I roll it phat Packing b**hes in the Chevy and a clip in my Gatt Yo, I told you twice already, I wont tell you again The mighty Stephen Hawking is f**ing insane So if you see me coming b**h you better duck 'Cause Stephen Hawking is crazy as f**