MC Hawking - Big Bizang lyrics

Intro In the beginning there was nothing, not even time No planets, no stars, no hip-hop, no rhyme But then there was a bang like the sound of my gat The universe began and the sh** was phat Verse 1 The universe began as a singularity Nobody knows what went on then, G For 10-million-trillion-trillion-trillionths of a second The state of the universe cannot be reckoned The fundamental forces were unified We've no theory to describe that, though I've tried Then the forces split and the universe was born It was hotter than a priest watching kiddie p**n Protons, Neutrons, and Electrons came to pa** As Photons collide changing energy to ma** 3 minutes go by, temp's a cool 1 billion Down from 100 million trillion trillion This reduced heat allowed a new event The formation of heavier elements Still, it was millions of years 'fore the first star glowed If you're down with the bang, sing along, here we go Chorus It was the Big pow-pizow-bang-a-dang-diggity-diggity-boom-diggity-boom-ba-boom The Big Bizang The Big pow-pizow-bang-a-dang-diggity-diggity-boom-diggity-boom-ba-boom The Big Bizang Verse 2 Hold on now, what about inflation? That's a little tricky and could use some explanation Inflation, one could fairly state Was the time when the universe expanded at a rate that was faster, than the speed of light But that oversimplifies and it ain't quite right Still, the 'verse, it is here, it will have to do 'Cause I ain't got the time to explain it to you Chorus The beginning of time, and the birth of all matter Say "It took seven days" you're as mad as a hatter It was millions of years 'fore the first star glowed If you're down with the bang, sing along, here we go Chorus x2 The Big Bizang The Big Bizang Boom! The Big Bizang