MC Hawking - The Big Bizang lyrics

In there beginning there was nothing, not even time No planets, no stars, no hip-hop, no rhyme But then there was a bang like the sound of my gat The universe began and the sh** was phat The universe began as a singularity Nobody knows what went on then, G For ten million trillion trillion trillionths of a second The state of the universe cannot be reckoned The fundamental forces were unified We've no theory to describe that, though I've tried Then the forces split and the universe was born It was hotter then a priest watching kiddie p**n Protons, neutrons, and electrons came to pa** As photons collided, changing energy to ma** Three minutes go by, temps to cool one billion Down from one hundred million trillion trillion This reduced heat allowed a new event: The formation of heavier elements Still it was millions of years 'fore the first star glowed If you're down with the bang, sing along, here we go [Chorus] It was the big pow piz-ow bang a dang diggy diggy boom diggy boom pow boom the Big Bizang The big pow piz-ow bang a dang diggy diggy boom diggy boom pow boom the Big Bizang Hold on now, what about inflation? That's a little tricky and could use some explanation Inflation, one could barely state Was the time when the universe expanded at a rate That was faster then the speed of light But that over-simplifies and it ain't quite right Still the for purposes here, it will have to do Cause I ain't got the time to explain it to you Rock Damn [Chorus] The beginning of time, and the birth of all matter Say it took seven days, you're as mad as a hatter It was millions of years 'fore the first star glowed If you're down with the bang, sing along, here we go [Chorus]