MC Frontalot - Pr0n Song lyrics

Click close. You gotta click close. Just got hard-pressed underneath my desk no jest! It's time Frontalot confessed: at the best of times got the worst of rhymes and I don't think I'm the first to find my life devoted less to lyrics than it is to my struggle for Pyrrhic victory in the race to be the intarweb's number one devotee of smutty little things that occur on screen. (Risqué to hey! Quintuple-X obscene.) MILFs who shave themselves so cleanly twins in positions unseemly. My spleen ain't the part that gets vented I grabbed a hold and fapped like I meant it. Distended, probably oughta leave it alone spend more time stroking on the microphone. Got a boatload of midgets and they're in command of a full-grown woman on her knees and hands. Got a long hard donkey and a farmgirl too and the braying's so dismaying when he starts to spoo. You gotta click close, put it away 'cause the internet is f-i-l-t-h-y. Lurkin' in #pa** chans on the IRC got DCC'd unexpectedly with an 80 minute XviD: Nuns in Heat Part Three, Bad Habits. I'm so l337 that I had that one already. Skipped to the part with the fishnet teddy. Whipped it out, but to my chagrin one toss from a win and the boss walked in said "nuh-uh Front, that terminal ain't for a latex crucifix spanking a taint in big 32-bit color while them rosary beads get yanked out the cruller." I said "you can't fire me; I quit!" Opened up the case, yanked out the hard disk absconded, all with the data in hand: 31 years of Hustler scans plans for how to construct a love-swing alt.binaries.everything archived since spring of '92 receipt for my RealDoll's stripper shoes tools for an online poll I ran: vote once! tub girl or goatse man? Glands galore, explore for hours diaper play and roman showers glory hole video, deep as it gets MPEGs of an heiress that she ought regret cap'd on cam from a hijacked feed half a terabyte, so whatcha need? Got grannies in the front, trannies in the back red on brown on blond on black ganged up, tied up, all alone every delectation to which I'm prone. Got the Japanese schoolgirl tentacle love. Got the furries in a flurry, they been yiffin' it up. Got a Craig's List poster trading poo for pee. Got a deep dark dungeon full of hot bi Swedes. Gotta click close, put it away 'cause the internet is f-i-l-t-h-y. Click close, put it away 'cause the internet is f-i-l-t-h-y. Click close. You gotta click close. Backslash on my keyboard's stuck. Mouse wheel don't turn 'cause it's all gummed up.