MC Esoteric - Modern love in Boston lyrics

[Verse 1] I woke up early try to slide out of bed, I try not to wake the cat Cause if the cat gets up then the girl gets up Then my day's messed up cause I'm more or less stuck With the plans and ideas that going into gear You know I'd rather be on that mic saying, “Yeah.” Check one but the kitty just sprung and the girl just followed her Now she wide awake and I cannot not acknowledge her She said something then yawned, sounded like Bed, Bath and Beyond These days it s**s, so many errands to do Turn on the TV, Sox lost 7-2, wanna scream Not cause they lost to a s**y team But because my girl's right in front of the screen And my whole goal is to propose, am I insane? This life and married life gotta be the same I am the pinnacle of cynical, I'm infinitely miserable On these days cause the only BJ's I got in store You need a membership card for, she's pretty hardcore Telling me Nikes off the floor like I can find em in the yard more I'm about to lose it for real, I gotta stop thinking about the music [Verse 2] I got an empty stomach infecting my mood I'm thinking guy food like fries and wings She's thinking Thai food telling me I need to try new things But I'm fine with onion rings Me up in the store? You can forget that I'll just be here in the whip so don't you sweat that Get this, get that, I'm holding things Turkey baked and grapes and Poland Springs Always thought that I was the only king I was wrong, I thought that she likes folded things Now we're back in the whip, she going on and on While in my head I'm trying to think up a song And she knows that telling me I'd better start listening Or else I'm gonna miss her like I missed Billy's christening I tell her that I'm listening, it's just not riveting I know who we're visiting, I heard what you said No, Auntie on Thursday, it's Friday it's standard Tears start to shed, said Auntie is dead Oh man, tell me what I'm supposed to say I'm about to lose it, gotta stop thinking about the music [Verse 3] Phew, day's almost over, we can go home and relax Maybe watch a movie, catch a booty and hit the sack Yeah you got me today but I'mma get you back [Verse 4] Now Seamus the ultimate pain in my rear end ? complaining, this what I'm hearing Sick and tired of running all these errands too Taking care of you is harder than a skydive fall sans a parachute This is beyond beds and baths Set up like an ? summoning the sa** While you're trying to act the macho ? ? till the sh** started, this is hard work Run in the house while you're running your mouth ? might just slice and dice Luckily bad dogs, they don't go to Heaven Patience is wearing thin, you got a lot of nerve ? arrogance, fart, burp, piss and leave the seat up, you never clean up Not trying to be that bunny but enough is enough So this man show stuff, suggest you stop it You don't want me to pull a Bobbitt Chop it off and throw it out the window Leave your manhood in limbo Girls be like, “Is that a him, though?” Yo, ? lay me down like ? Take a girl for granted? Sir, that's a no-no A livewire made of TNT When I'm done with you you'll need an EMT Ow, ? while I'm washing dishes And you're sitting on the sofa scratching ? itches I'm cultivating vicious plans to emancipate myself from this Hell man Wings and fries will give you thunder thighs Instead of watching TV go and exercise That's not nagging, still it's hard to be in charge When your feet keep dragging You know you're lucky that you got me This is ? coky We got a special connection so let's keep things in the right direction But in regard to the BJ issue, handle it yourself, here's a tissue