MC Eso - Party at My Place lyrics

[Verse 1: Bliss] Yo I know a place that you lot can play It's a party that you can hear like two blocks away f** an attitude and f** the right to apparel to wear f** driving I rolled up on a barrel of beer And busting through the door to Bliss N Eso blessing the speakers It's so packed in here that I'm stepping on sneakers But this MC corners me, he's got my patience spent Cause he's wack but thinks he's the sh** like David Brent Gave me his demo to Sus, He wouldn't let go of my nuts I was like "Dude I'll be right back just need a bevo to clutch" Yo weapo what's up I got the urge to write a sentence Izm rocked up with 3 Virgin flight attendents When his beer runs out there'll be some trouble and some bugging So open the fridge and stash a couple in the oven I'm a sneaky little c*nty but believe me It was funny when I found two mingers gettin' freaky in the dunny ("Wait thats not A girl, what's up bro") [Verse 2: Motley] It's me Motley Didn't I tell you f**ers to watch me Bliss you know I'm pissed man you should've stopped me (*hiccup*) Now I'm drunk and this fat chicks got me Hand-cuffed to the taps and now she's filling the bath I'm from the UK so she love the way that I rap But the b**h got sideburns worse than Shaft sh**'s not funny man please don't laugh That's when Eso bust down the door [Eso] Ay yo get your a** up off my bathroom floor You've only had a couple of drinks we got more It's beer o'clock bro I told you before Now hit this weed [Motley] But I don't smoke Ahh what the hell man just one toke [Eso] Nah take two hits but watch you don't (Motley: w-w-watch y-y-ou don't choke) [Hook: Bliss] Well there's a party at my place and you're all invited A place to just chill, get ill and spend the night in You like that? "Hell yeah!" Well get amongst the buzz and crack a night cap bro, this one's on us Well there's a party at my place and you're all invited A place to just chill, get ill and spend the night in You like that? "Hell yeah!" We'll get amongst the buzz and crack a night cap bro, this one's on us [Verse 3: Eso] Ay yo it's freak fest two double o' five It's quiet in the hood but there's trouble at mine Brothers that are broke, we don't know how to be rich There's stolen steaks on the barbie on my balcony b**h I'm teaching newcomers how to shape and make a bong While Bliss hides my beer so we can take em' later on Plus the colour of my c'mons like the Canberra Raiders It got me crackin' jokes with Izm playin' San Andreas We got the whole block shacking outrageous Cause a party ain't a party without waking your neighbours Or makin' arrangements to go break in a basement And steal another motherf**ing case for these cavemen Kicking flows freestyling on some ill sh** If you ain't down with us then you not on the bill kid So piss off cause this cost nothing for my brothers Just a house party full of nuttty motherf**ers So bounce, break something, shake the house down Get on a stage and then make the crowd shout Bounce, break something, shake the house down Get on a stage and then make the crowd shout [Hook] Well there's a party at my place and you're all invited A place to just chill, get ill and spend the night in You like that? "Hell yeah!" Well get amongst the buzz and crack a night cap bro, this one's on us Well there's a party at my place and you're all invited A place to just chill, get ill and spend the night in You like that? "Hell yeah!" We'll get amongst the buzz and crack a night cap bro, this one's on us [Bridge] Party people in the place I'd like to get to know ya Party people in the place I'd like to get to know ya First push up your hands if you're a weed smoker [Verse 4: Motley] Look I'm so dizzy Izzy Izm got busy On the ones and twisy; two's Now I'm drinkin' Victoria Bitter out of my shoes That's when Bliss told me the bad news [Bliss] The door bust open there was two cops to see They turned the music off and said "Who'se got the weed?" And everyone went quiet But then they told us the point "Calm down love, just roll a coppa a joint" [Hook] Well there's a party at my place and you're all invited A place to just chill, get ill and spend the night in You like that? "Hell yeah!" Well get amongst the buzz and crack a night cap bro, this one's on us Well there's a party at my place and you're all invited A place to just chill, get ill and spend the night in You like that? "Hell yeah!" We'll get amongst the buzz and crack a night cap bro, this one's on us [Verse 5: Eso] It goes on and on and on 'til the break of break of dawn Everybody gettin' loose, everybody gettin' on And it's all good That's the moto so grab a bevo n let go until tomorrow [Bridge] Party people the place I'd like To get to know ya Girls shaking their tootsies With a bim bam boogie and a bottle of whisky... [Outro: Eso] With the hip-hop hash, fix with the big cities When the people on the party to get LIP Cause its my house, my crib, my kingdom Where the floorboards creek and the kids keep singing Hell Yeah!