MC Crumbsnatcher - Why the Boys All Love Me lyrics

[Verse 1] Boy, you look like sh** when you are standing next to me I see your six pack, and your diesel, and your Abercrombie While you're outside of the club I'm in the V.I.P Snatching your man, when you get in he's already even s**ing me I got a flock of fine f*ggots tryna grab on my sh** I'm kicked back, getting fat, like Nefertiti with a dick I'm getting head from twenty twinks while you are looking jealous Trying to pull your shirt down to hide your erection You say, "How'd you get your body so rockin'-ockin'? Making all the boys fall in love from the [?] of your skin." I say, "Oh, it's a simple formula, it's quick to conjour up All that I consume is vegetables and whiskey, and cum." And I got boys to my left And b-b-boys to my right I guess, they like me cause I'm hard b**h, they climbing on my balls sh**, you're stalking me on Facebook [?] [?] [?] night Hunting down the boys I slept with to find out how to get this [Hook] I don't know why the boys all love me, but they love me so Is it the good looks that my mama gave me? I don't know Is it the cash I'm steady stacking to the ceiling? Or is it just my rap game? Is that why they love me? Some people tell me it's the pretty glimmer in my eyes But I think it's the anaconda in between my thighs Oh, either way I think that I can safely summarize that everybody loves me I'm f**ing amazing [Verse 2] I scream, "Expelliarmus, b**h!" To get your hands off my wand I know that it's a magic stick, but you are rubbing me wrong S-step aside, open wide, and ge-get ready for this I'm pouring potions down your throat And man, invest in pearl necklaces Oh, boy, one night with me is more expensive than gold Cause I got diamonds on my dick, bu-bu-bumping your hole And I would tell you I'm the sh**, but I think that you know Because your boyfriend and his breath already t-t-told you so When my voice comes through the speakers you start shaking your dick And when my hands are on your body you start having a fit You grind your bu*t up on my junk and then all over my sh** I see, you couldn't move your a** like that if my co*k was inside of it From now you'll address me as your lover and King Because you're down up on your knees just looking up at my thing I guess, my semen must be carbonated Cause you're belching But if you shut up for a minute you can hear my co*k sing It's saying.. [Hook] I don't know why the boys all love me, but they love me so Is it the good looks that my mama gave me? I don't know Is it the cash I'm steady stacking to the ceiling? Or is it just my rap game? Is that why they love me? Some people tell me it's the pretty glimmer in my eyes But I think it's the anaconda in between my thighs Oh, either way I think that I can safely summarize that everybody loves me I'm f**ing amazing [Bridge] Oh, everybody loves me You know, I guess I'm just amazing(2x)