MC Crumbsnatcher - s** Dick For Satan lyrics

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MC Crumbsnatcher - s** Dick For Satan lyrics

[Verse 1] Somebody turn up the AC quick It's hot in here cause there's so much dick M-might as well gi-give it a lick 'Fore I give it a stick with my crucifix Leviticus, if I understand, says a man shall not lay with another man But mydickitus tellin' me I can And I should And I must So here I am! I'm like: "Yo, hey. What's poppin', b**h?" Precum on the lips of Sisyphus I got ghost blood for lubricant How many inches do I want, boy? (Sex, s**, s**!) Don't bother me with your Jesus mess And the bible sure ain't got me a stressin' Hold your tongue, I don't want your blessin' Cause- "h*mos**uality is demon possession" [Chorus] Queer s** is great great great And god don't exist-ist-ist I'm s**in' dick dick dick for sa-a-atan-an-an (x3) [Verse 2] I'm like: "hey lucifer!" She said, "call me luci!" I said, "damn, that a** so red and juicy!" I said, "hotter than the flames of hell!" Oowee! And I blew my holy load into the Devil's booty I'm beating off with beelzebub Gettin' hitched for kisses and voodo love Drawing pentagrams in virgin blood When Ricky Martin gets here i'mma give her a hug I ain't got time for this religious mess I'm busy looking for a fine a** man to undress My nutsack is the sacrament Gimme that body of Christ and some wine to wash it down with You can keep Pat Robertson And, honey, you can keep Kim Davis Ugh Girl, you can keep George Bush or some Cause Freddy Mercury and me are down here singing the song like: [Chorus] (x3) [Verse 3] I'm all like Possessed by demons! Gimme that semen! I must be dreamin' The lake of fire ain't the reason I'm screamin' I don't care about your soul Just gimme that bootyhole! Girl, one thing I know is god hates f*gs and I'm horny So, um... [Chorus] (x3)