MC Crumbsnatcher - All You Faggots Can s** My Dick lyrics

Annd when Trina says f** a man, you know that i will Cuz i'm drip drip drippin with s** appeal You're giving me a thousand dollars and i'm still a steal And you are chowin on my an*s like a three course meal I'm sayin all you f*ggots can s** my dick But don't forget the balls don't forget the tip Don't forget to lick my a** when i do a flip Don't forget to stick ya tongue out when i start to drip If you do a good job i'll get back at ya s** the load right out like i'm mad at ya If your dick was blood, i'd be a vampire And you'd be screamin out Oooh crumbsnatchula I don't judge you by your size or race All i want is your junk up in my face Like you're a crackhead and i'm sprayin mace Like you're an altar boy and i'm your priest You're only 17? What's that mean to me? I'm gonna have to f** you illegally I'm gonna stuff you with dick unbelievably Inconceivably Hard and long, you see If there's gra** on the field play ball, b**h It's not a hard decision Most men don't get permission My cum's full of nutrition If you spit out my nut, apologize I'm an eco friendly kind of guy And there's starvin kids in uruguay So open that throat up and let it slide Let my seed into your belly till it starts to grow And you'll be sh**tin my babies out your bu*thole They'll be doin backstrokes with megaphones And they'll be screamin this sh** to the men you know ALL YOU f*gGOTS CAN su*k MY DICK ALL YOU f*gGOTS CAN su*k MY DICK ALL YOU f*gGOTS CAN su*k MY DICK IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT (x2) I've been f**in hella boys all across the map Slidin coast to coast Gettin my dick wet I'm like a cherry on top, and i'm toppin men And your bu*t is like the syrup that i dip it in I got ya feelin on me like a lifetime movie Makin you smile and cry Makin you feel warm inside While you're getting sodomized ey ey I like all kinds of boys Any height and weight Any size or race or what Long as you take it in the bu*t When my dick is standin up You better be playin revelle All loud and sh** Blowing up into my trumpet Snackin on my balls like crumpets And lickin in my armpits And if you wanna be a furry that's fine with me Cuz i would prefer never showering If you could be my feline s** fiend Your tongue could keep my body clean I like to do it doggy style anyway boy Your face could go in my bed anyday boy My tongue and then my fingers inside of you boy You're questionin the need for s** toys Who needs a toy when there is dick like this? Silicon pales in comparision It don't taste sweet as my dickskin Your tongue died and went to heaven I speak the truth I don't hypothosize If you need a dick that was circumsized Like the flagpole that i'm callin mine Get get in line for this carnival ride cuz ALL YOU f*gGOTS CAN su*k MY DICK ALL YOU f*gGOTS CAN su*k MY DICK ALL YOU f*gGOTS CAN su*k MY DICK IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT (x2) Verse three and i'm back on the mic Gonna wiggle my tongue just how you like What's my type? hmm.. all, b**h Wanna know what time? i'd say now, sh** I like black brown and asian, tan and caucasion Any old boy whose a** i'm gracin You could like rap or ani difranco Just drop your pants and bare your bu*thole I like a punk rock boy with punk rock co*k And his dick hair done up in a mohawk Long as it isn't goin soft He can s** on my sh** till my balls fall off I'd dick a bjork fan dressed like a swan I'd dick a bottom boy with glitter on I'd dick down a boy wearing louis vuitton And i would definitely dick a boy who looked like moi Cuz i'm a boy magnet Grade a f*ggot The best piece of meat upon this planet Don't question me cuz you know that i am it I'll be balls deep you'll be screamin goddammit Like All aboard this rocket ship Blasting off to your an*s sh** what's wrong with the pilot? Oh wait, that's just crumbsnatcher's dick Yeah, i've got a big a** bird, b**h Don't act like you ain't heard, b**h Free like lynard skynard b**h Dispensin hella syrup On your pancakes and of course your bu*t Pleadin at my dick to pick you up Love notes that say "dear alex's junk" Steady waitin for the day that your chance will come cuz ALL YOU f*gGOTS CAN su*k MY DICK ALL YOU f*gGOTS CAN su*k MY DICK ALL YOU f*gGOTS CAN su*k MY DICK IF YOU THINHK YOU CAN HANDLE IT (2x) Boy hold up cuz you're freakin me out And while my co*k is in your mouth I can feel a little summin summin comin out Like yer talkin to my sh** while yer goin down south Like yer beggin my junk for a season pa** Like it's a sports event kept in my pants Yer bent over doin the urkel dance Skeetin in my sheets like Did i do that? And if you wanna get with me Then ya gotta gotta know I like ya a**hole fat and your face down low I like ya mouth in an o shape ready to blow And if you got a limp dick It better grow Or you could play hard to get and walk away And i will sit there not sayin anything Cuz i love lookin at ya big booty shake Especially when it is on my face I'll eat your a** like a f**in buffet Yum! Come for seconds as soon as i cum Yum! I'll be lickin you clean with my tongue Keep dingleberries out you bum I'm huntin what's between your knees Like i'd skin it for its fleece Like an endangered species Or a prize winning sheep Baaahhh Bring a doggie bag cuz i've got hella cum And i know you'll want to take it home For when you are feeling all alone Steady dreaming of my flesh bone While my bu*t is a one way street Your panda is a highway And i will have it my way Cuz i'm king of your meat and i decree ALL YOU f*gGOTS CAN su*k MY DICK ALL YOU f*gGOTS CAN su*k MY DICK ALL YOU f*gGOTS CAN su*k MY DICK IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT (2x)