Mc burberry - Ya Mum lyrics

[Intro] No, man, I want it so it goes like, quiet to loud Like, turn it up, turn it up, turn it up, turn it up Alright, that's better, see? It sounded like a proper... Oh f**, it started? Are we recording? We are? Oh f**, can we delete this? Yeah, delete it after I've done it, okay? *Ahem* Alright, here we go Like, start from here alright? This is for all you like, f**ing call me gay I f**ed your mums All of ya f** you f**ing Mc Burberry [?] or the s** master I'm not a ba*tard f** ya mum Simple Go, go, go [Verse 1] Once again it's me Sexy Burberry In your mums fanny Like a bottle of Lambrini Wearing a tight bikini Whilst she's spread over my Lamborghini If you don't believe me Check Xtube and you will see me She loves it in the bu*t Just like Viper's mother 'Cause she is a s*ut I have to wear a rubber I f**ing pull down my trackies And have them around my ankles And she looks in amazement As she watches how it dangles [Chorus] Some of your mums are skinny Some fo your mums are fat But I couldn't give a f** As long as they get on their back Some of your mums are quite young Some of your mums are old With wrinkles or not, I'll get out my co*k And shove it in their hole Some of your mums need Botox Some of your mums need teeth Sometimes she opens her legs And it smells of fish like the coral reef Some of your mums are married Some of your mums are single I'll still play with the c*nt As long as she's not like Mandy Dingle [Verse 2] If she has some cider She'll let me slip inside her And even though she's got a bucket I'll make her wider It's 'cause I've got a big dick She f**ing knows it That's probably why every night She comes around and blows it She swallows and she gargles 'Cause she knows that mine's the best She uses it as mouthwash She would swear it's Aquafresh Colgate Platinum all inside her mouth Stick it in her fanny So you don't smell the trout Any hour of the day She is after a boning She likes the song "Easy Like A Sunday Morning" If the b**h has got no teeth I really do not care It feels as if you're getting head of a f**ing gummy bear [Chorus] Some of your mums are skinny Some fo your mums are fat But I couldn't give a f** As long as they get on their back Some of your mums are quite young Some of your mums are old With wrinkles or not, I'll get out my co*k And shove it in their hole Some of your mums need Botox Some of your mums need teeth Sometimes she opens her legs And it smells of fish like the coral reef Some of your mums are married Some of your mums are single I'll still play with the c*nt As long as she's not like Mandy Dingle [Verse 3] I'll f** your mum in the midday Or even in the dark I'll have her in the bus shelter I'll have her in the park f** her in the kitchen Whilst the b**h is boiling eggs Whilst their dad is out at work I'll f** her in the bed Make the bed go like this Make the bed go like this Keep the neighbors complaining Whilst her fanny is raining 'Cause I'm Mc Burberry And I'll give her a f**ing good braining [Outro] f**ing right Oh yeah, look that techno sound Like wow-wow-wow-wow-wow f**ing [?] and in her bum Made the cum she swallowed My cum and she went "yum yum" I'm not gay Call me gay, call me gay But I'm not gay 'cause I f**ed your mum All of ya, f** you f**ing queer gay bellend f**ing gay You never f**ed my mum Haha, she'll never go to you anyway I f**ed her