MC Breeze - Discombobulatorbubalator lyrics

[Verse 1] Every morning I wake up I eat captain crunch I eat the same thing for dinner and the same For lunch They call it captain crunch ut I can't tell Cause every time I eat it it's soggy as hell One particular morning after washing my bowl Threw on my tailor mad sweat suit and all my Gold Threw on my adidas sneekers called boulevards And got my only transportation my transpa** card I went down stairs and I kicked the cat I'd leave him alone if he caught some rats Me and the cat we don't get alone I used to have a hamster and now he's gone Well any way back to the day I had to get my self together and be on my way I had to run back up stairs to get my keys Cause I can see me now tonight saying let me In please I got my keys now that was it I went done stairs now this is serious sh** The got damn cat was on the kitchen stove I crawled on the floor in my nice clean clothes I swung at the cat tried to break his jaw But he was to fast and scrated me with his paw Th itty bitty kitty cat hurt my pride So I took the itty bitty cat outside Started spinnig around thought what's the use I threw the f**ing caton the got danm roff [Chorus 1] Yak yak yak yak yak Yak yak yak yak yak yak Yak yaaaaaaaaaa Yak yak yak yak yak Yak yak yak yak yak yak Yak yaaaaaaaaaa Yak yak yak yak yak Yak yak yak yak yak yak Yak yaaaaaaaaaa Yak yak yak yak yak Yak yak yak yak yak yak Yak yaaaaaaaaaa [Verse 2] Litte jack horner sat down in a corner… Writing on the wall His mother came smacked him in the back of His head and said you have no sense at all He fell to the floor and picked himself up She said get out he said what the f** I'm 18 now I'm almost grown I think it's bout time for me to be on my own He got his fila sneeks and Giorgio cologne Rusoleum paint and commenced to leave home Despite of the fact that he was a tad needy He took up a life of writing graffitti On the side wall of Al's kitchen On the B force bar and grill He even put burners in DC Even didit on Capital Hill Now he's up in the big league Serving his time for that Getting screwed in the bu*t Everyday in the week And you know something wrong with that [Chorus 2] Dicombobulatorbubalator Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha Dicombobulatorbubalator Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha [Verse 3] Chinese food can be real swell If you can go in the place and stand the smell Everything smells exactly the SAME They just switch it around and change the name Beef yock chow main and egg foo young They call it chop suey but it's chopped dog Tounge Sodas taste like shrimp fried rice And the candy bars are cold as ice They sell everything from snickers to Herr's When they k** the cats what do they do with The furs Chinese food scares the sh** out of me But it really doesn't matter when I get hungry About one oclock I had a stomach ache So I went up on the Ave to get a pepper steak I didn't feel like being rude so I ordered nice He acted like he didn't here me so I ordered Twice He said five twenty nine I reached for my money I thought to my self this chink talks funny Do you want a soda wit cha order The Chinese sound just like a tape recorder I said that's ok I'm on a diet And a soda from here you know I won't buy it He got mad as hell started turning red I couldn't understand a word he said [Chorus 3] He said chi ca chi cu cu chi ca chi chi Chu ca chu ca chi cha chiu ca chi chi Shuca shuca chi ca chi ca chi chi Chu ca chu ca chi cha chiu ca chi chi [Verse 4] I said hold up a minute your talking to fast I'll break this gla** and kick your damn a** Oh no you won't do nothing to me Cause I'm the first cousin of a Bruce Lee That Bruce Lee sh** don't really mean nothing You see he's six underground in a damn coffin You oriental brothers think your art is full Proof I'll Pull my forty five out and shoot the sh** Out of you Right about then he started talking bull sh** With my Chinese style I can stop a damn bullet So I reached into my draws pull out my forty Five That's when the whole Chinese joint came alive Oh my budda I apologize Tears were coming from the Chinese eyes I said look you chink you damn food stink You gone talk some some sh** to me cause I Want nothing to drink Give my pepper steak to somebody else Because a grown damn man shouldn't sh** on Himself