Maxo Kream - LOCAL JOKER lyrics

[Intro] Before I played freeze tag, I played kick door Before I heard the word "romance", I heard the word "ho" [Verse 1] Before I played freeze tag, I played kick door Before I heard the word "romance", I heard the word "ho" Used to stash the package in the mattress or the sofa, huh I was putting ki's in the motor like Toyota, huh 'Til I made that Lambo order, it's matte black just like my Rover Cops patrollin' pulled me over, he just tryna make his quota Searched the car because we smokin', he ain't even find a toaster Law man asked me where I'm goin', on my way to sell a quarter But it's persona that I'm servin', no more gas bag, gettin' detergent Why you drivin' fast and swervin'? 'Cause black Suburbans make me nervous He let me go with just a warning, tried to joke about a feature Had to call and tell the homies, not too long ago when we was [Chorus] Robbin' ni**as, I was roachin' Trappin', rappin', now I'm global I get paid to spit my vocals I am not a local joker No more sleepin' on the sofa Crib in Cali, I'm bi-coastal Autographing, signing posters I am not a local joker [Verse 2] It get hectic in my section, so my Smith & Wesson dirty (dirty) Keep an FN when I'm steppin', just like Stephen, it shoot thirty Houston, Texas what I'm reppin', known for purple syrup and swangers But murder block, that's Alief, Texas, known for murkin', totin' bangers When I go back to my hood, I see them same old ni**as On the same old sh*t, with them same old issues Tried to show 'em if I did it, they could probably do it bigger But all we ever talk about is them same old b*tches And them same old stories and them same old figures We was stackin' up in high school, for them Jordans, we would kill you I could lead you to the water, but can't pedal your canoe Reminisce 'bout money, doing stupid sh*t we used to do like [Chorus] Robbin' ni**as, I was roachin' Trappin', rappin', now I'm global I get paid to spit my vocals I am not a local joker No more sleepin' on the sofa Crib in Cali, I'm bi-coastal Autographing, signing posters I am not a local joker