Max Tundra - Which Song lyrics

The future unfurls untenably My schemes are cut down like a dying tree If this one is the tune about you and me Then which song is the one about Kevy B? When I had the chance to stand up and triumph in a room You would turn away and conversation would resume All the plans we made together I'll give to someone new Hopefully she'll be there when my US tour is through All through my life I have been distracted by a Potential wife, then she finds another guy I understand; I should wait a while before I Ask for your hand, but I can't resist your smile I've been with some girls in the industry In England, in France and in Germany If this one is the tune about you and me Then which song is the one about Kevy B? Fashion, sport and image are worlds I cannot stand But I can't avoid them as I walk across this land Just because I don't like football, or wear expensive shoes Doesn't mean my friendship isn't something you should choose Ultimately, different coloured fabric sewn together would be Many times more useful if they taught me to flirt But instead, inanimate, they hang there, inert Waiting to encumber me This jumper was bought for 20p The trousers and shirt were thrown in free If this one is the tune about Louis V Then which song is the one about Agnes B?