Max Tannone - Three Things lyrics

FIRST THING YOU NEED TO KNOW IS I WON A RAP CONTEST IN SCHOOL HIGH SCHOOL MOTHERfu*kER AT THE TYLER MALL THAT'S HOW WE DO SECOND THING YOU NEED TO KNOW IS EVERYTHING I SAY IS TRUE I KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN WITH MY BARE HANDS IN THE SWIMMING POOL IT FILLED WITH BLOOD, BLOOD FLOWING OUT OF ALL MY BOTTLES CHAMPAGNE CORKS, BLOOD FOAM, BLOOD ON MY RENTAL CAR THROTTLE BLOODY ORPHANS, LYDIA LUNCH IN THE PAINT MAKING DUNKS SMOKING CRANK IN THE MORNING WITH TOPLESS STRAIGHT EDGE PUNKS DIRT COVERED TRUCKS PULLING UP AT 5AM ARE YOU CHAMPAGNE JERRY, YES I AAM XLR, USB, TERABYTE LACIES I NEED TEN SUBS FOR THIS sh*t MAX TANNONE IS MAKIN' CNN ON THE TREADMILL, fu*k THAT NOISE I'M IN THE SNOW DOING DRILLS WITH THE CATCH CLUB BOYS NO TREE TRUNKS, NO MOUSE TRAPPIN I ONLY MURDER, WHEN I'M RAPPIN (WHICH BRINGS ME BACK TO BLOOD) THREE THINGS THE PHONE RINGS IT'S PRINCE ON THE LINE AND HE WANTS THAT CHAMPAGNE THREE THINGS THE PHONE RINGS IT'S BEYONCE ON THE LINE AND SHE WANTS THAT CHAMPANGE THREE THINGS THE PHONE RINGS CHAMPAGNE JERRY'S ON THE LINE AND HE WANTS THAT CHAMPAGNE THREE THINGS, THREE THINGS! THIRD THING YOU NEED TO KNOW IS ROUND MY WRIST IN THIS BULOVA YOU WILL GET DENTS IN YOUR CAMRY, BIG DENTS IF YOU RUN ME OVER I GOT MORE GLASSES THAN YOU GOT CLASSES FULL COURSE LOAD b*tchES, I LIKE BIG ASSES I LIKE BIG EVERYTHING. SMALL EVERYTHING TOO I LIKE WOMEN, I LIKE DUDES READ ALL ABOUT IT IN THIS SUNDAY'S NEW YORK TIMES COLUMNS AND COLUMNS REVIEWS FULL COLOR PROFILES MY WIFE WRITES BOOKS, BEST SELLERS LIST MY FRIENDS WANNA fu*k HER, WANNA TWIST UP A TRYST THISTLES IN MY THIS, WHISTLES FLIPPIN THE DRIFTS MISTLE TOE fu*kING, VALENTINE WHIPS I AM MARRIED BUT I'M NOT DEAD, SASHA GREY PORNO FLIRTING WITH MY COUSINS, SWIMMIN IN THE ARNO ALAN CARR, EASY WAY TO QUIT SMOKIN MY BLOOD'S A BANNED SUBSTANCE AND THUS I'M DOPIN (WHICH BRINGS ME BACK TO BLOOD) THREE THINGS THE PHONE RINGS IT'S R.KELLY ON THE LINE AND HE WANTS SOME CHAMPAGNE THREE THINGS THE PHONE RINGS IT'S BRITNEY ON THE LINE AND SHE WANTS SOME CHAMPAGNE THREE THINGS THE PHONE RINGS CHAMPAGNE JERRY'S ON THE LINE AND HE WNATS SOME CHAMPAGNE THREE THINGS! THREE THINGS!