Max Tannone - Business Pony lyrics

CHECK OUT THAT MOTHERfu*kING PONY TAIL! I SAID CHECK OUT THAT MOTHERfu*kING PONY TAIL BUSINESS PONY IN A HOTEL BAR GETTING REAL CRAZY COWORKERS AND CUBAN CIGARS HOT TUBS AUSTRALIANS MAKING MAD POINTS AND THEY ARE ALL MAD SALIENT HAIR BACK MIDDLE AGED STAGING ORGASMS SO THE ORGAMS GET STAGED GOT MY HIGH AND TIGHT YOU GOT THAT RACHEL MATE YOU AND DATE YOU DIPPIN SOUP WITH A LADEL YOU GOT MAD PRINTS FROM A TEXTILE MILL I BET YR NAME IS JESSICA OR MAYBE JILL I KNOW YOU LIKE TO SMOKE WHEN YR KIDS AIN'T LOOKING WE GOT THAT IN COMMON LET'S GET TO fu*kIN I LIKE THOSE POCKETS AND THAT BUILT IN BELT I LIKE THOSE WEDGES WANNA FEEL THAT FELT WRAP DRESS SHIRT DRESS ANN TAYLOR I'M IMPRESSED CHECK OUT THAT MOTHERfu*kING PONY TAIL! I SAID CHECK OUT THAT MOTHERfu*kING PONY TAIL! INDUSTRIAL GRADE GETTING PAID 401K SUBARU LEGACY WHERE'D I GO TO COLLEGE? SFA YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I AM FROM THE USA AND YR WAY SMARTER THAN ME AND I'M CRAZY AND I AM WRONG AND YR CLEAN AND FANCY SMELLIN LIKE BATHS AND BEYOND AND DECK THE HALLS BATH AND BODY WORKS YR LIKE SOAP I'M LIKE DIRT YOU WORK A JOB AND I fu*k AROUND BUT PUT DOWN THAT CLUTCH PURSE AND I'LL fu*k YOU DOWN YOU GOT TIC TACS IN YR PURSE I KNEW YOU WOULD THAT GIVES ME AN ERECTION LIKE ONLY YOU COULD CUZ YOU ARE FANCY YOU ARE FANCY YOU ARE FANCY YOU ARE FANCY WRAP DRESS SHIRT DRESS ANN TAYLOR I'M IMPRESSED Pubic hair covers my body I can show it to you Karaoke getting rowdy PLEASE Don't wrinkle That permanent press I'LL request yr favorite songs Let me guess Champagne Jerry Under ground mixes I'm a Ms yall all misses Yall like girls I like BUSINESS women Drunk driving their yaris With the cough syrup dripping Off the wheel Booster seats in the back Sensible bra Release Thy rack Release that p**y Don't tell yr husband I can f** him too SKYPE my wife cuz she likes looking At my balls while they slapping Murray hill approved I keep on rapping TRIPLE DIGIT COUNT SHEETS DRAKKAR NOIR LONG ISLAND ICE TEA HOTEL BAR