Max Normal - Hazels joint lyrics

Yo Ha, hmhmh, chikachik Boom, da Check it out yo At the end of the week, me and Pete Rolled round to Sean's spot to check out some beats Sean blessed with the herb tree, little later on We needed somethin to eat, so we took to the streets On our, mountain bikes, cuz we live like that Plus my jammy had a puncture and the spare was flat I brought the hacky sack, Sean brought some superb South African, homegrown herb Rollin' through the burbs feelin' the opposite of sh**ty Jo-burg is such a pretty city Leaves, fallin' from the trees, goin' crunch under my wheels 'Bout to sit down to my nice healthy meal, yeah... Chorus Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine, I'm talkin' about.. Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine... yeah Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine.. I'm talkin' about.. Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine... yeah We were chillin' at Hazel's spot When along came Beyonca, Charlie, El and Yarnis So I was like, you guys wanna get some Take away cake and head down to the park And maybe play some hacky sack before it gets dark? Yo, everybody was cool with that so we got the bill Then we bounced and found a nice sunny spot to chill Sean ripped up a fatty and was about to spark it When a white van pulled up into the park, "sh** I didn't know cars were allowed in here!" Said Charlie as the vehicle drew near Unfortunately, our reactions were a bit delayed Because by the time we saw they were cops, it was a bit too late It was like, "Uh oh, we're in trouble It just takes one prick to burst your bubble." But, like, there were 4 of them? All giving us the eee-evil eye And one of the cops was like "Better destroy all of that!" Sean was like "What?" Cause by then they had like totally f**ed up that blunt And you know the deal, they searched us, found Sean's stash So we had to part with some cash Then they gave us our sh** back and went on de way We were like "Thank you very much, have a nice day!" Then we did our thing, played some hacky sack Broke out the cake, and ya know? That was that! Chorus Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine, I'm talkin' about.. Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine... yeah Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine.. I'm talkin' about.. Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine... yeah Breakdown PART TWO, IF YOU FEEL THE FUNK IN THE AIR YOU CAN PUMP IT UP LIKE I JUST DON'T CARE! THE ORIGINAL, KId ON THE MIC sh*t, EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT HA HA HA...! DO WHAT YOU fu*kIN' LIKE! YOU KNOW WHAT I'm SAYIN'? SO ILL, JUST TO TEST MY SKILL I'LL GO STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF A MOSHPIT AND CHILL!