Matthew Murnan - Darkwing Duck lyrics

Intro - Darkwing Duck! When there's trouble call DW. Darkwing Duck! Let's get dangerous Chorus 2x More dangerous than Darkwing Duck A perverted f** I love two girls one cup You're the star of my smut s**ing my dicks gonna s** When I bust this nut [Verse 1: Big Burn] I'm a rap visionary with a dick that's kinda scary Gonna bust the virgin Mary's cherry never gonna get married Leave your whole god damn crew buried ima yes man like Jim Carrey An MC born for k**ing sprees you can hear the cries of a banshee Better watch out Marie your parents found dead in debris And u know d**h comes in threes What the f** else is new? other rappers have bad attitudes Spitting nothing but platitudes better show Big Burn gratitude Or else ill smash you harder than Ndamukong Suh Heard some wack rumors yo like I'm not suitable for the radio Shut the f** up and enjoy the show Get on your knees and give me some felatio Chorus 2x [Verse 1: Big Burn] Busting the door off the f**ing hinge The kinda rapper that'll make your parents cringe Tripping on a Walter White blue meth binge Scarier than a character from a Lynch Movie f**ing 10 hot s*uts in my Jacuzzi Even your mom can't wait to screw me Now sit and wait while I grab the Uzi Man that sure is a groovy mutation Big Burn still not in radio stations Still stuck as an underground sensation Concentration on this rap vocation Is my only hope for my destination Don't bother sending mean mugs my way I'm a pugnacious prick and won't hesitate Throwing these monkey fists strait to ya face That'll leave your puny f**ing brain displaced Chorus 2x [Verse 1: Big Burn] I think fans don't know how to react When I verbally sodomize all these tracks So just sit back and recognize facts Big Burn's the best when it comes to slaughtering raps Cash I need a little more of that Packing a bigger shaft than f**ing Shaq This s*ut's taking my load on her back God sometimes I think its miraculous That I can still trust when there's so many worthless f**s That'll throw you under the bus And stab you in the back through the gut Whatever's up must come down f** this town Turn that frown upside down Because now I'm Hollywood bound Introducing the whole world to that Big Burn sound Chorus 2x Outro -Darkwing Duck!