Matthew Ebel - What Could Possibly Go Wrong? lyrics

(Spoken:) Oh, you see, now that's more like it. That's what I'm talking about (Looks like we have an incoming transmission from the cargo bay) Oh, good, that must be PROTO-2. 2, how are things going down there? (Captain, it looks like they're almost done loading the cargo bay here) Excellent! This is our last load from this planet. Erm, PROTO-1, would you go down there? Supervise the last of this, and send the foreman up here when they're all done, alright? (Yes, sir) You know, it's- it's nice to work with "professionals" like this for once! I mean, they're- they're paying us in cash. They didn't ask about our, you know, our history In this sector, and they're not even making us fill out a bunch of paperwork! Usually, a job this big involves a week of licensing and red tape (And this doesn't worry you?) No, no! I mean, Mister Bruce seems like a savvy businessman! He's really got his act together I mean, look: We've made five runs from this planet to his warehouse already What could possibly go wrong? (Ugh. I hate it when you say that) Oh, looks like Mister Bruce is calling us right now Why don't you head down supervise the last of the loading and I'll take this on the bridge? (Alright, be careful) Good evening, Mister Bruce, what can I do for you? HAVE YOU LEFT THE PLANET YET? Uh, no, not just yet. Your crew down here is strapping down the last few crates, we should be out of here shortly I KNOW. I JUST SPOKE WITH THEM Oh IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD BE OFF THAT PLANET IN THE NEXT FIFTEEN MINUTES. TIME IS NOT ON OUR SIDE, CAPTAIN EBEL I see. Uhm. You know, if you could bring me up to speed on what the big time-crunch is, it might help us out a bit I mean, we don't even know what it is we're shipping, so if you don't mind me asking I DO Yeah. Well, look: We'll be out of here as soon as we can, okay? I HOPE SO. I'LL BE WAITING AT MY DROP Excellent. We'll, er. We'll see you soon. And, Mister Bruce YES? Merry Christmas HMM Wow. Regular steaming pile of jolly, this guy is Oh, good, you're back with the foreman (Foreman:) Ah, you're all loaded up, Captain Ebel. Uh, look, you should probably get out of here, like, yesterday Yeah, we just got a call from Mister Bruce. What's with the urgency? Is this like a, uh Just a big batch of frozen fish or something? (Foreman:) I, uh, wouldn't recommend saying that to Mister Bruce Why not? (ALL:) He is a fish! Well, yeah, alright (Foreman:) Look, don't ask any questions, get yourself dusted off and up to the water planet, ASAP Yeah, alright, okay. PROTO-2? (Yes, Captain?) Would you show this gentleman out please, and PROTO-1, prepare for launch (Already on it, Captain. As soon as the foreman leaves and the cargo hatches close, we should be ready to launch) Excellent, excellent