Matt Mulholland - Isn't It Weird lyrics

Isn't it weird When you find someone to love But they don't have the same feelings for you Isn't it weird When you think you're playing Yahtzee But you're actually playing Monopoly You wonder why you're the only one with six dice Isn't it weird When you're with your cousin at the zoo And you watch while a monkey does a poo And you get awkwardly aroused Isn't it weird When you bring home a really hot chick And it turns out to be Blanket Man And you wondered why she smelled funny And was wearing a blanket Isn't it weird When you think you're cutting cheese But you're actually cutting off your own foot You only notice when you get to the bone 'Cause it's pretty damn weird When you bring home Blanket Man Eat your own foot instead of cheese or jam Can't find someone that loves you too And you get aroused by pooing monkeys at the zoo Isn't it weird Isn't it weird When you stick your penis in a blender And you don't know why Isn't it weird When you think its Christmas time But you actually have AIDS That's when you stop believing in Santa Clause Isn't it weird When you're having s** with your girlfriend And she turns out to be dead You were wondering why it was better than usual For Christmas it's weird if you get HIV And you're still f**ing losing monopoly You're drinking a milkshake that doesn't taste right And your girlfriend didn't move much last night