I'm a nurse, I can't help the sick I don't want to I think HELP is a bad thing But they tell me I have to! They tell me "Love the sick, help the sick Love the dying, love them quick" I'm a teacher, I can't help the kids I don't want to I think information is a bad thing But they tell me I have to And I tell them "Love the sick, help the sick Love the dying, love them quick" I'm a poet, I can't help humanity I don't want to I feel hope is a bad thing I hate poetry, I hate kids, I hate teachers I hate the sick, I hate my guts I hate war, I hate peace I hate the good and I hate the bad There are billions of things I hate And only one I love THE ONLY ONE I LOVE IS MY HATE