Mathew Baynton - The Borgia Family lyrics

[THE BORGIAS] Lucrezia, Giovanni, Gioffre and Cesare Italian barmy army, The Borgia Family Our daddy was Rodrigo [RODRIGO BORGIA] I had a monstrous ego [THE BORGIAS] Where he makes trouble we go The Borgia Family [RODRIGO BORGIA] Our tale begins Renaissance Spain, Its leaders were a shower So I run out of patience So began in my quest for power I splashed my cash to all the papal cardinals in hope That they'd be bought, They were in short And I became the Pope More power than I oughta [THE BORGIAS] Blood's thicker than water [RODRIGO BORGIA] Appoint my sons and daughter [THE BORGIAS] To run a dynasty [CESARE BORGIA] With daddy as the Pope I could do as I pleased, was ace I'd k** a man who dared to Like, invade my personal space [RODRIGO BORGIA] I found a husband for Lucrezia Rich Giovanni Sforza, do you love him? [LUCREZIA BORGIA] Yes of course but love is power and money more so [THE BORGIAS] Now married to the Sforza's This opens up new doorsas They world bows down before us The Borgia/Sforza family [RODRIGO BORGIA] Yes, and while we're at it we will marry son Gioffre Aged twelve but so what soon will be The Borgia/Sforza and the Naples family When the Sforza family Eventually bores ya With just annul the marriage If he refuses to divorce ya [LUCREZIA BORGIA] Don't I get a say? [RODRIGO BORGIA] Don't fret, for you another man I'll get Alfonzo of Aragon [LUCREZIA BORGIA] I like him, this could go on and on! [CESARE BORGIA] You like him, I've gone off him His pretty face makes me wince [LUCREZIA BORGIA] You k**ed him! [CESARE BORGIA] Yeah I'm the model for Machiavelli's Prince [RODRIGO BORGIA] Giovanni run the army but Cesare said [CESARE BORGIA] "No way! I'll k** you if you cross me I might k** you anyway" I am the mostest powerfulest, evilest of all As long as dad's alive There's not a single chance I'll fall [RODRIGO dies.] [CESARE BORGIA] Aw, no [THE BORGIAS] We suddenly lost status It seemes the whole world hate us They excommunicate us The Borgia Family R.I.P.